Shower skills
I’m trying to master the art of taking a shower while chewing gum. Unfortunately I’m not quite there yet, as I’ve got a slight soapy taste in my mouth.
The most demanding part is putting soap (or washing detergent or whatever it is you freaks use, it’s none of my business anyhow) on your face and scrubbing it. In order to succeed, one needs to simultaneously breath through one’s nose while not inhaling water and keeping one’s mouth shut but still chewing uninterrupted.
I think I could make a career out of this.
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